Chocolate is a Vegetable

Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.

Bean = vegetable.

 

Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS.

Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category.
   Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.

To go one step further, 
   chocolate candy bars also contain milk, 
   which is dairy.

So candy bars are a health food.

Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, 
   orange slices and strawberries
   all count as fruit, 
  so eat as many as you want.

 

 

Remember:
"STRESSED"
spelled backward is
"DESSERTS"